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I'm Krystle Olivia....
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oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

(via ruinedchildhood)

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211, via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

farrahtales:

u just cut this shit out

(Source: ivy-and-twine, via cobwebsandcables-)

blackberryshawty:

this is so foul

so disrespectful….

blackberryshawty:

this is so foul

so disrespectful….

(Source: huntybey, via missthickbitch)

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was

(Source: emmaphorismz, via sexyseventhgrader)

fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

(via ruinedchildhood)

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships

abnormalstoryofmylife:

lifejoy21:

Read these and let us know what you think! 

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships 

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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

(via psych-facts)

What Americans Will Look Like by 2050

psych-quotes:

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(via psych-quotes)

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via ruinedchildhood)

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my MCM or whatever…i like em nerdy….

(Source: spensersreid)